The Drunken Round Table
Kate: The drunken leader of this debauchery. Kate has been a karaoke host since she was 16 years old. She has always wanted to be on the radio, and this is her chance! Everyone has always told her she has face for radio. She has HUGE tits! She's married to the producer Jason, but is also looking for a girlfriend. Kate is NOT funny, and is the queen of everything LAME.
Jason: Jason is the paraplegic producer of the show. He went to Full Sail and studied Audio Production, and what is he doing with his $20,000 education? He's producing a drunken talk show on the internet! Jason plays guitar and is in a band with Stuart called YYYAAARRR!!! He also has a face for radio! He's married to Kate and is bat-shit crazy!
Stuart: Born in the state of confusion, Stuart has escaped his fanatical
religious upbringing to become the well-balanced drunkard that he is today. When he is not working, Stuart splits his time between The Drunken Round Table, the band "YYYAAARRR!!!" and passing out on his friends laps (see pictures)much to their dismay because Stuart is FAR too large to be on anyone's lap anyway. Hindered by having the perfect face for radio, Stuart is still looking for a woman who won't eventually get tired of his dumb ass and leave (as they all do sooner or later).
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